anonymous.

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i really love Michael Jackson.
i wish people would stop giving him such a hard time.
he’s human.
how can you believe what the press says?
jesusflippingcatfish.

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i had to chase my dog today.
around town.
around the streets.
around town.
around the streets.
around town.
around the streets.over, and over, and over, and over.
till finally…
I REALIZED I WAS CHASING THE WRONG FUCKING DOG! AND THAT MY DOG WAS STILL TIED ON OUTSIDE! I REALIZED THIS ONCE I SEEN THE PENIS FROM THE OTHER FUCKING BOY DOG! I HAVE FUCKING SCRATCHES EVERYWHERE FROM GOING THROUGH THE WOODS IN MY NEIGHBORS BACK YARD!
nts: never assume that it’s my dog.

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if you’ve always did what you’ve done, then you’ll always get what you’ve gotten

– Physics Classroom !

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Angela: What did you do today ?
Me: Nothing, zippo, blah, couldn't care less....... OH I WENT TO SEE THE TORCH!
Angela: Did you get to see it ?
Me: no shit? oh my bad, i went there to see all the little kids and dance around singing, and playing barbie dolls, it's been my craving since forever. pretty sick craving, screw the torch, i played with the little kids!
Angela: Saucy fucker.
Me: YOU ASKED A STUPID OBVIOUS QUESTION YOU HAG!
Angela: No i never
Me: "I WENT TO SEE THE TORCH!" hence the word "SEE" . usually that means use your eyes to witness something. PRICK! DOUPLE CHOCOLATE PANCAKES!
Angela: well....

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I FUCKING HATE TUMBLR.
I HOPE IT FUCKING CRASHES.
GETS A VIRUS , OR SOMETHING.
I FUCKING HATE IT.
FUUUUUUCK .
AHHHHHHH .

prick,

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haha, most epic convo evaaaaa ,

Meena : I just can't stand a perfectly, perfect formed hair due.
Katherine : Oh ?!
Meena : It's like WOAH !? Are you goin' to a weddin' or something? Come on girl, we're just going to Wal-Mart. FLUFF UP THAT HAIR A LITTLE BIT ! I know you know what i'm sayin' !